Fit or Fat?

I've learned something scary about myself - my metabolism has indeed begun to slow down. Here's the evidence:

1) Yeji's scale says I'm 135 pounds (I'm normally in the 120's)
2) Among other things, I had to donate 2 pairs of pants to the local Goodwill yesterday, because the waist has become too snug
3) One of my "friends" keeps calling me fat

So, by compiling this evidence, I can indeed see that it'll only be a matter of time before everything spirals out of control. This madness will most likely culminate in an appearance on an episode of The Rikki Lake Show titled "Help!!! I've gained 300 pounds in 300 days!"